First person survey for: Mad Maggie, the Murderious Maid
Name Given at Birth: Margret Anne McGuire
Nicknames: Mad Maggie
Hometown or where you were born: London, England
Current Residence: Madame Sanguine's brothel in London
Age: 42, the last I checked
Class: household servant
Are you dead or alive? Alive, in a way
If dead, how did you die or how were you sired? I am not dead per se but the Madame pocesses me completely, body, mind, and soul, I fear.
Short term goal: Get my work done so I can eat! How ghoulish of me. I really want one of our guests to join me for dinner.
Long term goal: Keep from going completely insane, or dieing, or living. I am not sure which I fear most.
What do you do, your main function in life/society? I "keep house" for the brothel.
Have you ever taken a life? No, not exactly. I have moved a great many of bodies, but they are usually cold before I lay hands on them.
Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime? Maybe...but you will never be able to prove it.
Closest friends/How did you meet? Sometimes the "ladies" will set back someone "special" for me if I am really good. That is about as close to friends as I have.
Pets: I have no pets. I have enough problems keeping my ghoulish figure without having to feed another creature.
Favorite food: My favorite is rump roast. Remember, the secret is in the sauce.
Favorite place to relax: Relax? What's that? I have too much to think about.
Favorite Drink: Warm blood, but I do not get it very often. It is usually cold by the time I get it.
What's your bedtime? I go down to the cellar around midnight. I always hear the revilry still going on upstairs.
What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet? I wear what every maid wears, black sensible washable boots.
Are you married or single? I am single. Does it matter now?
Do you have a family / who are they: No, I do not think so. Mother is gone and Father never would acknowledge me.
Favorite Entertainment: I enjoy listening to the "ladies" plying their trade upstairs after I go lay down. I can almost "see" what they are doing. It is particularly entertaining when the "girls" let me watch at the keyholes, if I am silent. I know they know I am watching because they smile and carry on a bit more. Such flopping about.
Most Humiliating Moment: When the Madame had me feed for the first time after changing me. I was so famished she put it on the floor and I, on hands and knees, ate it like a dog. When I finished and realized what I had so eagerily eaten I vomited. She laughed.
Proudest Moment: When Madame approved of my work and gave me the key to the front door so I might do their business during the day. I did not realize what that meant.
What do you look for in the opposite sex? I like a man with some meat on his bones.
In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, who is your immediate "overlord"? Madame Sanguine firstly and then the "ladies." I have had no immediate contact with the Ancient One, but I fear even more than Madame.
How do you feel about that person? I love her. I hate her. I want to kiss her feet while put a dagger in her heart. I am so confused.
Favorite sport to watch: Watching the "ladies" pick their clients. The silly things think they are making the choice, but that is not so. Just watch the "ladies'" faces.
Do you remember your first kiss? I think it happened a long time, to somebody else. Who would want to kiss me now? Such sweet innocence. To actually believe in love.....
Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends? I do not. Most of us are dead and the rest of us do not want to know how we are actually doing.
Do you have dirt/mud floors or stone? I clean the wood and stone floors of the brothel.
What is your bed made of? I sleep in the cellar of the brothel. My bed is a moldy blanket laid, to keep me clean, on the dirt floor.
How many people sleep in your bed? Just me--when I sleep.
10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me:
1) I am alive. I know it. I think.
2) I know what I must do in order to survive and it horrifies me to point of madness.
3) I am so lonely. Won't any of the guests stay with me? Please?
4) My mind is slipping and I can feel every hair's breadth it slips. I am going mad. I know it and I am so afraid of what will happen to me.
5) I do not feel sorry for the men. Stupid things get led by their .......lust. They would still be alive if they stayed faithfull to the women who love them.
6) I am the bastard child of a serving woman and the son of the house where she worked. She believed him when he claimed he loved her; he had her dismissed for "loose morals" when she became pregnant. She slid down the social ladder, eventually becoming a whore to support us. She died when I was tweleve. I watched the French disease devour her. I decided I would trust no man, lying sons of bitches.
7)Things have been so upset since the Ancient One has reappeared. All the ladies are afraid, for once, and Madame is more cruel than usual. Everything seems to make her angry. She has actually made me remove blodies without allowing me to feed.
8)I am afraid to tell Madame I had to hide a man's bloody body in the bathtub yesterday morning. Some snoopy guy with a bowler interupted my cleaning. The tub is, I heard, for a special bath of virgin's blood for the Ancient One. I cleaned it really good, I think.......
9) I mentioned the bathtub "incident" to Bridget. She sort of laughed and suggested I stay away from Madame and the Ancient One until tomorrow. The "girls" do not go out of their way to be cruel, especially to me, as long as I do my job.
10) I do not know what I fear the most: life or death. I do know I fear madness most of all.
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