Her Royal Highness, Princess Petronella

The Princess poses for her bridal portrait.First Person Survey for: Petronella, Princess of Vulgaria

Name Given at Birth: Petronella Ophelia Xena De Vulgar

Nicknames: Rock, Pet or Nell

Hometown or where you were born: Stanze Vulgaria 

Current Residence: Vulgarian Castle With my mother and father

Age: 17 years old

Class: Royalty but I used to be a peasant

What do you do, your main function in life/society: To care for my people in Vulgaria 

Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to swim: I do know how to swim.  We go to the Black Sea often and swim in the beautiful waters.  As far as skinny dipping I have never been skinny and the only thing I dip is Bread in honey

Do you make fun of people: Never I feel that every person is important in the brotherhood of life. 

Favorite Color: There has never been a color that I have seen that I did not like.  But if I had to pick just one color it would have to be that of Beet Color.  It has the richness of passion and yet comes from humble beginnings.

Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: None that I am aware of.  Of course Fredrick Doublet would say that I have murdered fashion.

Closest friends/How did you meet:

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My best friend would have to be my fathers guard Katarina.  She and I have been friends since we were children.  We meet in the forest one day I was collecting kindling for the hearth and Katarina was collecting flowers for her mother.  Her and I have been close friends ever since.  Except now that I am a Princess she has changed.  We used to play and talk now she is so serious all the time and is no fun to be around except when I torture her into doing her guard poses. 

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Prince Vlad of Walachia.  Vlad and I meet on a procession through Walachia.  There was a ball held in our honor at his palace.  I saw him across the room looking sullen and sour.  I asked if he would like to take a walk in the garden to relax.  He seemed relived to get away from all the people.  We did for awhile court but his late night activities were to much for me to handle so I decided we should just be friends.

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I am hoping to be good friends with Prince Claude's sister the Princess Elizabeth in a missive she has already taught me the proper greeting in England.  You lock your thumbs together and wiggle your fingers.  It looks similar to the Vulgarian Flutterbird

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Although I have not met him yet I am sure Prince Claude will be one of my closest friends.  For I feel that two people who are going to spend the rest of there life together should be friends after all I have my own mama and papa as an example of how married life should be.

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To tell the truth there is not a soul in the world that I do not consider my friend and I hope to make everyone in England know that by the time I leave.

One Pillow or two: I have several pillows.  I teach the children of the village how to sew by making pillows.  They have a tendency to give the pillows to me.

Pets: I have a horse named mina, a Pomeranian Kya and my cat Sasha

Favorite Type of Music: Vulgarian Truffle Drums  

Hobbies/Pastimes: I do so love to make dolls for the children of the village near the castle. 

Personal Hygiene: I bath twice a day for Maestro has told me that Prince Claude does not care for women who are unclean 

Favorite Food: Turdunkin it is a Vulgarian delicacy.  It starts with a Cornish hen stuffed with dried fruit it then is stuffed into a chicken filled with a wild rice and cranberry stuffing, placed in a duck filled with a bread pudding, placed in a turkey filled with a cornbread stuffing.  Then is roasted to a succulent perfection

Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: My parents are very much alive and I do love them with all my heart

If your parents are dead, when and how did they die: I rue the day that my parents leave me.  I am sure I will not have to worry about that for awhile

Favorite place to relax: In the forest near my castle near to the river.

Favorite Holy Day / Why: Truffle Festival Day.  It is similar to harvest festival it is the time when we harvest the truffles.  There is much merriment and dancing and of course food for all.

Favorite Drink: Spiced apple cider

What's your bedtime: After I have taken all the fabric that papa has brought to me out and looked at all the rich textures and put them back then I go to bed.

What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: I wear slippers that will tread well in the forest.

Are you married or single: I am engaged to Prince Claude of England.  Did I mention I am getting married. 

Do you have a family / who are they: Da.  I have my mother Queen Citronella my Father King Salmonella and I feel my fathers guard Katarina is a close as any sister. 

Favorite Entertainment: Bowling in Vulgaria the balls are brightly colored and the way they look against the green grass is very soothing  

Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Collecting the truffles

Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Changing the thrush in our cottage.

Favorite Sport: Vulgarian truffle ball.  We take a rock that looks like a truffle and the each person tries to see how far they can make it skip across the black sea. 

Most Humiliating Moment: On our procession to Canterbury we stopped in Italy and held an audience with the Pope.  When his holiness approached the family Katarina swept in and searched his grace for weapons.  Do you believe her.  The pope stated that if we left Italy right away and promised never to return our family need never send a gift to the church again. 

Proudest Moment: The day that papa arrived home and stated that he had made a betrothal for me with the Prince of England.  This will only be surpassed by the actual day that we will be wed.

Craziest Person or silliest you know: It would have to be Katarina Ever since I became a princess she has entirely changed character.  She jumps in front of me when my own grandmother comes to visit.

What do you look for in the opposite sex: a sense of adventure for I wish to live life to it's fullest and what would life be alone.

In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord"  my Papa  King Salmonella

And how do you feel about that person: I love my papa with all my heart

Favorite Sport to watch: Vulgarian Water Polo

Do you remember your first kiss: Da.  It was when Prince Vlad and I were courting.  We were walking in the garden near the pond.  The moonlight was reflecting on Vlad's face which made him look like he was made of glass.  I felt like I was lost in his eyes.  My will was not my own and yet my heart could not say no, and when our lips touched I felt a shock that felt like the earth did move.

Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: Yes she travels everywhere my family goes 

Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: Constantinople because  the people there live life with such a vigor and the colors in the streets it is unsurpassed by any other place I have been. 

Have you ever been overseas: Da.  I have travel a few times with papa.

Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: Stone Floors There are no stairs in Vulgaria.  The princess does not like stairs

What is your bed made of: I have a stone frame with an ostrich feather mattress with silk bedding.

How many people sleep in your bed: only myself and sasha my cat 

10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me

  1. Did you know I am to be married.

  2.  I am marrying Prince Claude of England

  3. All Vulgarian customs are to be feared

  4. I am the Champion Truffle finder I can find a truffle faster than the royal pigs

  5. I made my dress Especially for the wedding

  6. Did you know I am to be married.

  7. I have been studying English very hard to impress my would be husband and am very proud of how I am doing

  8. I am afraid that the people of England will not like me

  9. I treat everyone like family

  10. Did you know I am to be married

  11.  I am collecting pretty sparkly things to take back to Vulgaria

  12. Vulgaria is between Romania and Prussia on the black sea

  13. I used to be a peasant before I found the Truffles of sour country and we were then brought into royalty by Maestro

  14. I have won every truffle recipe contest in vulgaria since I found the truffles I will have to make you my truffle pie on your visit to Vulgaria

  15. Did you know I am to be married at the Harvest Festival in Canterbury this fall.

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