Her Royal Highness, Princess Petronella |
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Name Given at Birth: Petronella Ophelia Xena De Vulgar Nicknames: Rock, Pet or Nell Hometown or where you were born: Stanze Vulgaria Current Residence: Vulgarian Castle With my mother and father Age: 17 years old Class: Royalty but I used to be a peasant What do you do, your main function in life/society: To care for my people in Vulgaria Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to swim: I do know how to swim. We go to the Black Sea often and swim in the beautiful waters. As far as skinny dipping I have never been skinny and the only thing I dip is Bread in honey Do you make fun of people: Never I feel that every person is important in the brotherhood of life. Favorite Color: There has never been a color that I have seen that I did not like. But if I had to pick just one color it would have to be that of Beet Color. It has the richness of passion and yet comes from humble beginnings. Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: None that I am aware of. Of course Fredrick Doublet would say that I have murdered fashion. Closest friends/How did you meet:
One Pillow or two: I have several pillows. I teach the children of the village how to sew by making pillows. They have a tendency to give the pillows to me. Pets: I have a horse named mina, a Pomeranian Kya and my cat Sasha Favorite Type of Music: Vulgarian Truffle Drums Hobbies/Pastimes: I do so love to make dolls for the children of the village near the castle. Personal Hygiene: I bath twice a day for Maestro has told me that Prince Claude does not care for women who are unclean Favorite Food: Turdunkin it is a Vulgarian delicacy. It starts with a Cornish hen stuffed with dried fruit it then is stuffed into a chicken filled with a wild rice and cranberry stuffing, placed in a duck filled with a bread pudding, placed in a turkey filled with a cornbread stuffing. Then is roasted to a succulent perfection Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: My parents are very much alive and I do love them with all my heart If your parents are dead, when and how did they die: I rue the day that my parents leave me. I am sure I will not have to worry about that for awhile Favorite place to relax: In the forest near my castle near to the river. Favorite Holy Day / Why: Truffle Festival Day. It is similar to harvest festival it is the time when we harvest the truffles. There is much merriment and dancing and of course food for all. Favorite Drink: Spiced apple cider What's your bedtime: After I have taken all the fabric that papa has brought to me out and looked at all the rich textures and put them back then I go to bed. What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: I wear slippers that will tread well in the forest. Are you married or single: I am engaged to Prince Claude of England. Did I mention I am getting married. Do you have a family / who are they: Da. I have my mother Queen Citronella my Father King Salmonella and I feel my fathers guard Katarina is a close as any sister. Favorite Entertainment: Bowling in Vulgaria the balls are brightly colored and the way they look against the green grass is very soothing Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Collecting the truffles Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Changing the thrush in our cottage. Favorite Sport: Vulgarian truffle ball. We take a rock that looks like a truffle and the each person tries to see how far they can make it skip across the black sea. Most Humiliating Moment: On our procession to Canterbury we stopped in Italy and held an audience with the Pope. When his holiness approached the family Katarina swept in and searched his grace for weapons. Do you believe her. The pope stated that if we left Italy right away and promised never to return our family need never send a gift to the church again. Proudest Moment: The day that papa arrived home and stated that he had made a betrothal for me with the Prince of England. This will only be surpassed by the actual day that we will be wed. Craziest Person or silliest you know: It would have to be Katarina Ever since I became a princess she has entirely changed character. She jumps in front of me when my own grandmother comes to visit. What do you look for in the opposite sex: a sense of adventure for I wish to live life to it's fullest and what would life be alone. In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord" my Papa King Salmonella And how do you feel about that person: I love my papa with all my heartFavorite Sport to watch: Vulgarian Water Polo Do you remember your first kiss: Da. It was when Prince Vlad and I were courting. We were walking in the garden near the pond. The moonlight was reflecting on Vlad's face which made him look like he was made of glass. I felt like I was lost in his eyes. My will was not my own and yet my heart could not say no, and when our lips touched I felt a shock that felt like the earth did move. Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: Yes she travels everywhere my family goes Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: Constantinople because the people there live life with such a vigor and the colors in the streets it is unsurpassed by any other place I have been. Have you ever been overseas: Da. I have travel a few times with papa. Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: Stone Floors There are no stairs in Vulgaria. The princess does not like stairs What is your bed made of: I have a stone frame with an ostrich feather mattress with silk bedding. How many people sleep in your bed: only myself and sasha my cat
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