First Person Survey for: Little John

Name Given at Birth: John P. Little, ( don't ask what the "P" stands for, I will punch you)

Nicknames: Little John, or for those visitors from the south, Paquito Juan

Hometown or where you were born: A small hut to the west of Canterbury

Current Residence: A small hut to the north of Canterbury, in Sherwood Forest

Age: 37, but you wouldn't feel it if I hit you with my staff

Class: I would say lower, but if you tell me lowest, I WILL hit you

What do you do, your main function in life/society: Rob from the rich, etc and so on.

Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to swim: I only know how to swim because of Robin. I thank him in teaching me both swimmin skills and humility.

Do you make fun of people: If you can't make fun of yourself, find someone else to make fun of...I am STILL makin fun of me...

Favorite Color: "colors" Black, green and brown. It hides us from those that would oppress us. You know, the "man" (Sheriff of Nottingham).

Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: I should have been committed a long time ago, but I have never been convicted of anything.....yet.

Closest friends/How did you meet: Robin Hood. He is my closest friend. Well, next to Fanny. He taught me to swim, in a roundbout way, then we became friends. Fanny and I have been "friends" for mannnnny years and mannnnnny children.

One Pillow or two: If I can get two, I sleep with two. If not, I sleep with two or three kids under my head.

Pets: I have a mule that I have grown fond of. I think he should live in the house, but Fanny says no. Maximillian therefore sleeps in the spare hayloft.

Favorite Type of Music: Anything that gets my foot a tappin.

Hobbies/Pastimes: Children tossin. fallin in the swill pond.

Personal Hygiene: I get a bath when I need one.

Favorite Food: Anything that's not movin.

Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: I don't know em.

If your parents are dead, when and how did they die: See above

Favorite place to relax: Amongst my kids.

Favorite Holy Day / Why: The day Robin defeated me over the bridge. He will live to regret it.

Favorite Drink: Ale

What's your bedtime: Whenever I fall down and sleep

What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: Boots. sometimes they are wet.

Are you married or single: Married. Fanny and I are together. If you have something to say about her, you better say it to me first.

Do you have a family / who are they: My family is everyone in Sherwood Forest. Obviously Fanny and I are with each other, but those here are outlaws too. I will protect them till we are all out of danger

Favorite Entertainment: I like to watch the upper class strut there stuff around. Only so I can rob them.

Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Skool?

Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Hated cleanin.

Favorite Sport: wench tossin for distance, peasant races for squab

Most Humiliating Moment: Don't even ask. Robin and I on the bridge. nuff said.

Proudest Moment: Beating Robin with my staff on the bridge. Heehee

Craziest Person or silliest you know: I know too many crazy people.

What do you look for in the opposite sex: Fanny is the only one I look at in the opposite sex.

In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord" Fanny is my overlord. Not in a bad way. I jus think she knows wats she dooin.

Favorite Sport to watch: 

Do you remember your first kiss: Oh, yeah. Fanny. Me. Half a side of lamb. My mouth watered. She made the move. She cut a piece of lamb, and I kissed her. I will never forget the flavor on her lips.

Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: All my friends are still in Sherwood. The others have abandoned "our" ways of jus gon in general.

Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: Canterbury east side

Have you ever been overseas: I don't like water too much.

Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: Dirt, but when I don't sweep em, there mud

What is your bed made of:  Children

How many people sleep in your bed: 8-10, if I'm lucky

1. I hate being wet

2. I really know more than you think

3. Fanny, is something that I alone call her..."for some reason"

4. She does have a nice....rolling pin

5. I WILL knock Robin in the swill pond...one day.

6. I know I am old, but I can still hold my own....staff.

7. I done this for a long time, but I no longer want to be the sidekick.

8. If Robin lets me.

9. Please come and watch me take advantage of Robin's weaknesses!

10. Be sure to come and say hello, when I am done!