Sir William Stafford
Name Given at Birth: William Stafford
Nicknames: Will
Hometown or where you were born: Essex
Current Residence: London
Age: 21
Class: Royal Court
What do you do, your main function in life/society: Knight for the King
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to swim: Yes as a child my father constantly threw me into a pound to teach me how to swim.
Do you make fun of people: No for it would put me closer to the ugly gossip of the royal court
Favorite Color: Crimson red it is valiant and brave just like me
Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: No I would not be able to look at myself as a knight if I were to be changed with any form of violation of the law
Closest friends/How did you meet: I tend to not have many friends but I would count the king as one and we meet threw my wife.
One Pillow or two: one because it shows that a man can go without any extra comfort for one night
Pets: I had a wolf which I mistook for a dog in my early years and it has followed me around ever since.
Favorite Type of Music: I enjoy it when the court has minstrels in it puts a lighter mood on an often dreary place.
Hobbies/Pastimes: I enjoy archery it relieves stress and it would come handy in the war
Personal Hygiene: I make a valid point to wash once a month weather I need to or not
Favorite Food: I enjoy broiled hog on a feat it is filling and it is a worthy catch.
Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: my parents are sadly no longer alive
If your parents are dead, when and how did they die: my parents lost communication with me over the years but I can assume they dies of hunger or from poverty.
Favorite place to relax: I enjoy spending my evenings relaxing by a source of water such as a spring or a lake just listening to the water pass me by.
Favorite Holy Day / Why: Christmas day for it is a hold day and I am a practicing catholic.
Favorite Drink: I enjoy red wine for it is my favorite color and it helps me to relaxWhat's your bedtime: I tend to go to bed around 8 o’clock
What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: I wear leather shows on my feet just to put me above the peasants and so I have something to wear on my feet.
Are you married or single: I am married to my lovely wife Lady Mary Boleyn
Do you have a family / who are they: my parents are Humphrey Stafford and Margaret Fogge
Favorite Entertainment: My favorite entertainment is watching the jousts
Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: my favorite chore was to work with the blacksmith as an appetence knight
Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: My least favorite chore was cleaning out the mule and horse stables for reasons of the smell and the fact of the dung
Favorite Sport: I enjoy pitting my strength against others as a test of strength
Most Humiliating Moment: when I first saw Mary Boleyn at the coronation of her sister I began to follow her but I was absent minded and fell into a fountain the water was very cold but I ducked under the water before she had time to see me I stayed under there until I was sure she had left.
Proudest Moment: When I confessed my love to my wife and she accepted mine and returned hers
Craziest Person or silliest you know: I do not know many silly people but I do think that the king is rather silly about the way he goes about thing and reading stories to children.
What do you look for in the opposite sex: I look for grace beauty and a dignified look they all must be combined with a gently but strong personality.
In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord" the king
Favorite Sport to watch: I love to watch the joust
Do you remember your first kiss: My first kiss was with Mary
Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: I did not have many childhood friends and I do not keep in touch with any of them
Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: I love to vacation in a cottage out in the country away from castles and politics.
Have you ever been overseas: I have never been over seas but battle has placed my close to one
Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: I have dirt floors in the house that I live in
What is your bed made of: my bed is made of feathers for the comfort of my wife
How many people sleep in your bed: my lovely wife and myself
10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me:
1. I was a common man who convinced Mary to marry me for love
2. I do not tend to gossip about others
3. I exert my strength as often as possible
4. I would never think of leaving my wife though I do think that she deserves to live as a noble as she one has
5. I find the court to be pompous and arrogant
6. i once ate the eyes of a boar at a feast mistaking them for grapes
7. I enjoy walks along the country side after a day of work
8. Fencing is one of my favorite sports
9. The joust is the only admirable thing about the royal court in my eyes (the king excluded)
10. I treat all women as if they are royalty