Myron
Name Given at Birth: Myron well that’s what people call me…
Nicknames: Myron the Mad, greasey, rag, scraps.
Hometown or where you were born: As far as I recall I only ever lived in Canterbury
Current Residence: Canterbury
Age: events that toulks place before one year are beond my ken.
Class: I be a begger.
What do you do, your main function in life/society: To have coin to eat, also to listen to stories.
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to swim: I do not know whats that is… … doest thou require water to does that? I enjoy water.
Do you make fun of people: Dustbin and I make jests about one another but I has to be nice to them above me. (I cannot make jests of… … … the ones with the flutterfly wings of goat feet.)
Favorite Color: Red is my favorite color because it reminds me of apples.
Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: noo I be a good little begger.
Closest friends/How did you meet: Dustbin and the nice sweet faced girl. I ne’r remember how we knowed eachother it has been soooooo long.
One Pillow or two: I sleeps where I fall. So I cannot carry pillows around silly.
Pets: Johnathan James Johannes Sebbastian the III he likes to sleep on my head when I am not playing with him. Though I do not quite know WHAT he is.
Favorite Type of Music: I likes the really big drums they are fun to dance to.
Hobbies/Pastimes: I beg for moneys or I listens to stories.
Personal Hygiene: When does the sky water come again?
Favorite Food: APPLES! I loves apples! They are so juicy and sweet and red are realy easy to buy. But I donnot likes the green ones.
Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: I only remembers waking up. I donnot remember parents.
If your parents are dead, when and how did they die: … They are dead? Well I geuss that’s why I donnot see thems.
Favorite place to relax: trees, they are very nice and shady.
Favorite Holy Day / Why: Holy Day? Does harvest count as one of those?
Favorite Drink: I really likes water. But not ale BLECH! Its very bitter
What's your bedtime: When I hit he ground.
What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: old leather shoes, they are vey dirty.
Are you married or single: I am to young to be married… I think
Do you have a family / who are they: Dustbim is my family, and the villigers are nice to me sometimes though they considder me to be quite mire thus my name.
Favorite Entertainment: sometimes the sky water makes puddles of mud they are fun.
Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: School? Chores? Do they taste good?
Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: I donnot know but they sound realy yummy.
Favorite Sport: mud throwing.
Most Humiliating Moment: Me and Dustbin were mud throwing and I missed. Fortunatly the tax collecter only toulk one of my first coins.
Proudest Moment: My first coins I do not remmber who gave it to me yet it happened it realy did.
Craziest Person or silliest you know: Dustbin is realy realy silly he is my bestest mate.
What do you look for in the opposite sex: I realy do not my only love is for my pet.
In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord": everyone except Dustbin, the loud shiny people, and the loud angry people (but I am nice to them anyways).
Favorite Sport to watch: Me and Dustbin race pets.
Do you remember your first kiss: Does that taste good too?
Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: I am always with my friends. As far as I can remember.
Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: Under very big trees.
Have you ever been overseas: nay, Wait… nay.
Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: My floors are ALWAYS dirty.
What is your bed made of: dirt, grass, leaves, where else have I slept?
How many people sleep in your bed: How many people sleep on the ground?
10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me:
I love my pet.
I love listening to stories.
I love apples.
Dustbin is my bestest friend.
Sky water is my favorite wheather.
People say im quite mire.
Sometimes I think I am being watched by invisible people.
I have trouble remembering things.
What was I saying?
I cannot speak.