Lady/Lord Andrew Genis
Name Given At Birth: Andrew Genis Eugeny Stanislav Zoya Iryna Evgeria
Nickname: For some reason my nickname is Confuzzled
Current Residence: Royal family in Vulgaria
Age: 16
Class: Duke
What Do You Do, Your Main Function In Life/Society: Lady in waiting/ Gentleman in court, I also serve the King and Queen of Vulgaria.
Have You Ever Gone Skinny-dipping/ Do You Know How to Swim: I have been trying to teach myself in the sea close to our castle, but I prefer to stay dry as much as possible.
Do You Make Fun of People: Of course I do! But I mean it in a "loving" way~
Favorite Color and Why? : Red because it is like love . . .NONONO!! Wait, I like orange because it’s lively! Oh-oh-oh--! Blue because it is calm--or green! Because it is like the trees~ . . . although yellow seems to brighten my day or-or-!!! *Goes into a rambling about every color known to man . . . at the time*
Have You Ever Committed Or Been Convicted Of A Crime- There was one time were I did find a bright green hat in the store with a beautiful feathers of many colors and one gigantic maroon feather that stuck out on the side. I got it out of its case and showed it to the King and Queen. Next thing I know I’m grabbed by the collar of my shirt by the store keep and I am being yelled at. The King was able to get the store keep to let go of my shirt and settle things between them. I was then scolded and sent to my room. I got to keep the hat though! ^-^
Closest Friends/ How Did You Meet? : I do have my birdie friend who I have named Polka. Polka has been with me ever since I was a kid when the royal family found me. I share everything with him, and he usually keeps me in line and makes sure that I don’t do anything to get the King or Queen upset at me, which is very easy to do if you’re not careful.
One Pillow or Two? : Enough to make me and Polka comfy for the night~ :D
Pets: *Gasp!!!* POLKA IS NOT MY PET!!! POLKA IS MY FRIEND!! Although I would like to have a puppy~! <3
Favorite Type of Music: No no no no no! I cannot simply choose one type of music! I like it all~!
Hobbies/Pastimes: I’m usually busy helping King Salmonella or Princess Tichinella but I usually end up getting both of their requests mixed up for they usually both summon me at the same time, then they end up getting in a fight(which is not pretty. . .) But when I am not assisting the King and/or his sister I like to take a walk in the woods with Polka at my side.
Personal Hygiene: I am very clean thank you; I bathe in radish and truffle juice regularly.
Favorite Food: I have a fondness for cake, the sweet, sweet icing and the fluffy texture of the cake mixing together so wonderfully~ *drools*
Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: Hmmm . . . I am not sure. From what King Salmonella and Queen Rubella have told me that I was just a toddler when a farmer found me in a radish field, after chasing off a band of thieving gypsies who were attempting to run off with a few bag loads of radishes. The famer then presented me to the royal family and asked what should be done with me. The King then took me in his arms and announced that hence forth I shall be the servant of the Royal Vulgarian family! To this day I wonder if those gypsies were my true family. The King suspects so seeing as when I was a kid I had a knack for taking things with out anyone knowing, that and I do have a thing for shiny jingly bells. Jingle~ Jingle~!!
If your parents are dead, when and how did they die? : *Whimpers* I hope they aren’t dead *sniffles* . . . *Receives comfort from Polka* T-T
Favorite place to relax: Near a bubbling brook under a shady tree, I really do love nature~
Favorite Holy Day/Why? : Every Holy Day because everyone is happy!
Favorite Drink? : I love apple cider or milk but I have always wanted to try the Golden Truffle beverage, but King Salmonella says I’m not old enough to drink it! *Pouts*
What’s Your Bedtime? : When I cannot seem to keep my eyes open or when Polka tells me too.
What, If Anything, Do You Usually Wear On Your Feet? : My nice shoes! See? *Strikes poses*
Do you have a family/ who are they? : As I said before the thieving gypsies could have been my family but I was too young to remember who they really were. My current, though not my "true", family is with the Royal Family of Vulgaria, which consists of King Salmonella, Queen Rubella, Princess Trichinella, Princess Radish Ella, Princess Dozer Ella, and myself.
Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Breaking up the King and his sister’s fights.
Favorite Sport: Hiding the men from Radish Ella (Shhh . . . Don’t tell her, it’s a secret~)
Most Humiliating Moment: Well there was one time I found a man for Radish Ella but "he" ended up being a goat and we had to cancel her wedding. I never expected a goat to be such a gentleman. (Sometimes I see her going down to the stable farm to visit that very same goat *giggles*)
Proudest Moment: The day I got King Salmonella and his sister Princess Tichinella to stop fighting for 2 whole days! It was over chocolate pudding.
Craziest or Silliest person you know: Well, Polka does have his moments, but I would have to say Radish Ella. The way she runs after a man is like putting a chocolate covered truffle in front of the Queen! *shudders* so . . . scary. . .
Favorite Sport to Watch: Vulgarian wrestling!! It is quite simple; all you need is two Vulgarians and one radish, or truffle, or a piece of chocolate!
Do You Remember Your First Kiss? : I have yet kiss the one I truly love.
Do You Keep In Touch With Your Childhood Friends? : Of course! Polka and I are barely separated! *Huggles Polka with love*<3
Where is your favorite "Vacation spot"? : Canterbury!! The people there are so funny~! xD
Have You Ever Been Over Seas? : Yes, I have in fact! How else would we get to Canterbury? Though I usually ride on The Queen’s dress it is very roomy and enough to walk around. I mentioned before that I don’t really like to get wet. The water would shrink my tights! ) :
Do you have Dirt/Mud Floors or Stone? : Stone with beautiful, colorful rugs!
What Is Your Bed Made Of? : Silk and soft peacock feathers.
How Many People Sleep in Your Bed? : Just me and Polka
10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me:
I love cake
Polka is my best friend NOT my pet
I am on the look out for a puppy
I love nature
I love music
I love adventure
I don’t like getting wet
I will always serve the Royal family
I like to hear or tell stories