Triptavella
Name Given at Birth: Triptavella Rutabaga Avareeya Jenski Keyabella D'Vulgar
Nicknames: Trip, T.P.
Hometown or where you were born: Pawshlee, Vulgaria
Current Residence: Khaamskee, Vulgaria
Age: 18 years of age
Class: Upper-Middle
What do you do, your main function in life/society: I serve and protect the Royal Family. I am apart of the Royal Guard.
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to swim: Skinny-dipping is a personal favorite of mine! It is how I end up killing most of my victims.
Do you make fun of people: All of the time... mostly silly English ladies!
Favorite Color: Red. For it is the color of love, as well as the color of blood.
Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: Don't tell his majesty, but twenty of the fifty killings I have made were without his permission!
Closest friends/How did you meet: Scarabella. She and I get along splendidly. She and I both share a love of men. We enjoy man-hunting together, but in the end mine turns out to be a real hunt, which ends in death.
One Pillow or two: Two. It is all that fits in the barracks.
Pets: Punchtavella. I taught her everything she knows. I trained her. Plus, she eats like pig. I find that pet-like, don't you?
Favorite Type of Music: Gypsy Revels. I love to watch the gypsy boys shake their hips!
Hobbies/Pastimes: Fights, arguments, luring men into their doom, and love affairs.
Personal Hygiene: Bath daily. Would you take me seriously if I smelled?
Favorite Food: Radishes, of course! Makes strong bones as well as a glowing complexion!
Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: They are dead.
If your parents are dead, when and how did they die: I killed them. They would not let me marry Yusof. If Triptavella doesn't get her way, she gets hostile... er... I mean flustered.
Favorite place to relax: In the arms of a man. That is until I catch him eyeing another!
Favorite Holy Day / Why: Svyaatkee, or Christmas, because I like receiving presents!
Favorite Drink: I do enjoy mead! I realize this is very like the English, but I love the taste!
What's your bedtime: Whenever I'm done killing my callers!
What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: Boots. What else would you fight in, plus, blood wipes off easier!
Are you married or single: Never married, never single. But I have my lovers. Yet I have jealousy issues, so I kill them.
Do you have a family / who are they: The Royal Family is all I need. They adopted Punch and I.
Favorite Entertainment: The joust! You get violence and gorgeous men on horseback all at once!
Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Training with my father to be brave warrior.
Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Housework.
Favorite Sport: Once again, the joust!
Most Humiliating Moment: I was training only in a chemise and tights. When I did a drop-kick then a split, my tights ripped. Turned out Tricky saw the whole thing.
Proudest Moment: When I taught Punch to kill her first man, and she succeeded!
Craziest Person or silliest you know: Borus! She is so funny! I cry of joy each time she tells joke!
What do you look for in the opposite sex: Trust is key. And handsomeness!
In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord": King Salmonella
Favorite Sport to watch: Sword fights!
Do you remember your first kiss: Yes, his name was Christoph. I was 16. We were training together one evening, and I flipped him over my back, but went flying with him. I landed on top of him. Then he grabbed my face, and kissed me.
Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: Most of them are dead. Like I said, I get mad, really quick.
Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: Italy. I do enjoy the Italian men.
Have you ever been overseas: All of the time! Wherever the court goes, I follow.
Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: Dirt. I live in the barracks with the other seven gaurds.
What is your bed made of: Straw, with two pillows.
How many people sleep in your bed: Just myself.
10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me:
1. I love men.
2. I love to fight.
3. I'm bloodthirsty.
4. My first kill was at age 3. It was a cat.
5. I find gypsies one of the most romantic creatures alive.
6. I am fluent in French.
7. I stole Scarabellas chocolates once.
8. I am the best dancer in the Guard.
9. How I look, actually does matter to me.
10. I make a mean cup of Radish Tea.