Princess Petronella De Vulgar
Name Given at Birth: Petronella Ophelia Xena Lizaveta Zoya Varinka Rutabaga Sapphira Luba De Vulgar Founder of the Golden Truffle.
Nicknames: Pet
Hometown or where you were born: Stanze Vulgaria
Current Residence: Khaamskee Vulgaria
Age: 19 years of age
Class: Vulgarian Royalty First Born Daughter
What do you do, your main function in life/society: To care for my people in Vulgaria, to find a suitable husband, and to vatch out for my siblings.
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to svim: I do know how to svim. Ve go to the Black Sea often and svim in the beautiful vaters there. As far as skinny dipping goes. I have never been skinny and the only thing I dip is bread in honey.
Do you make fun of people: I think the English are a funny people and my brother and sisters and I do jest about their customs but never to their faces.
Favorite Color: My Mats and Atyest have always told me that God created so many colors for us to see and love them all ve should. But if I have to pick just one it vould be the color of beets. They have the richness of passion but come from humble beginnings.
Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: None that I am avare of. Of Course Forsythia, Fredrick Doublet’s Sister vould say that I have murdered fashion
Closest friends/How did you meet:
- My brat Trichi Even though ve are constantly at var over who vill rule Vulgaria vhen papa and mama have passed, he is very dear to me. For he and I vere together vhen the country vas starving before I found the Golden truffles.
- My sastra Passionella She is the youngest of the Vulgarian familia and she too is very dear to me for sometimes I feel she is like Scarabella, on the verge of forgetting her Vulgarian roots for she clings to all groups and customer for she loves EVERYTHING so I keep her close to nurture her Vulgarian traits.
- The Maestro Martin Boleyn. Maestro and I are good friends because he helped me to deal vith the loss of my Claude. He allowed me to join Troupe Festivale as a singer and dancer but most importantly a cook for him and his sons and Lucianna. Vhen I ran avay from Vulgaria he let me join for one season only to deal vith the pain. In that time I learned to cook for 13 children, several performers and all the kumpania Boleyn.
- Martino the Maestro’s eldest son. Vhile I vas Sapphira for Troupe Festivale Martino and I had a summer romance. Alas ve could not be For even though Maestro found it to be a good match. My Atyest did not agree. He felt a mindful treaty of two countries vith marriage vould be better, but I do remember vell vhen by a gypsy fire that a lowly gypsy found a strange princessa to be normal and beautiful.
- Lady Carmalita. My Mats lady in vaiting. Her and I meet vhen she vas brought to mama and papa’s court. She vas my playmate and nanny. I do not know vhat I vill do vithout her in Canterbury. She vas asked to stay behind vith grandmats and grandatyest.
- Lucianna Boleyn. Maestro’s only Daughter. Lucianna and I became friends vhen I arrived at the kumpania Boleyn encampment. She actually vas the one who found me in the forest after I ran away from castle D’Vulgar. I vas in the forest looking for truffles or radishes to eat and I heard her and Nickoli arguing about something. I tried to hide but my dress vas still to bright to hide. Vhen they noticed I vas hiding she came to ask if I vas alright. She then took me to her papa and asked if I could stay vith them. Since my return to Vulgaria Lucianna has been a guest in our court. I think she is there to comfort me and my familia, but Carmalita says she has heard her talking of settling things between Vulgaria and England before var happens. I do not believe this though
One Pillow or two: I have several pillows. I teach the children of the village near the castle to sew by making pillows. I just love pillows.
Pets: II have a horse named Mina, a Pomeranian Kya and a cat Sasha
Favorite Type of Music: Vulgarian Truffle Drums
Hobbies/Pastimes: I so love to make pillows and dolls.
Personal Hygiene: My family thinks that a bath once a year is enough But I am told men do not care for unclean vomen at least that is vhat Maestro says. So I take a bath once a month
Favorite Food: Turdunkin it is a Vulgarian delicacy. It starts vith a Cornish hen stuffed vith dried fruit then is stuffed into a chicken filled vith a vild rice and cranberry stuffing placed in a duck filled vith a bread pudding placed in a turkey filled vith a cornbread stuffing. Then is roasted to a succulent perfection,
Are your parents alive, do you get along vith them: Yes my parents are very much alive strong and healthy. I do love them so but I do long for a family of my own
If your parents are dead, vhen and how did they die: I rue the day that my parents leave me alone vith my brother and sisters. I am sure I vill not have to vorry about that for awhile.
Favorite place to relax: In the forest near to the castle vere I first found the Golden Truffles.
Favorite Holy Day / Why: Truffle Festival Day. It is similar to harvest festival it is the time vhen ve harvest the truffles. There is much merriment and dancing and of course food for all
Favorite Drink: Spiced apple cider
What's your bedtime: I am usually almost the last to sleep except for Mats and Atyest. I usually can not sleep vith Trichinella, Decibella, and Scarabella fighting all the time.
What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: I vear slippers that vill tread vell in the forest.
Are you married or single: I vas betrothed to Prince Claude, Queen Elizabeth did arrange for me as a treaty between England and Vulgaria. Unfortunately on our vedding night the Prince ran away. That is vhy my father has declared var on Canterbury. It vas the sight of my Vedding. (Snuff Snuff) it vas so beautiful. I vas dressed all in pink, there vere hundreds of people there. IF THE QUEEN DOES NOT FIX THIS OUTRAGE PAPA VILL DECLARE VAR.
Do you have a family / who are they
- My Atyest. King Salmonella. He is my rock, my King and my papa. I love him vith all my heart and I do feel he is trying to look out for my best interests vith this marriage insult.
- My Mats Queen Rubella. She I get my beauty, my loving nature and my love of life. She is who I strive to be vhen I am a mother and vife.
- My Brat Trichi. Even vith our bickering I love him. Vhen ve vere little and not a penny to our name brat and I had to clean the castle. He vas very good at dusting and sveeping, but vhen the chips are down no one vould I rather have at my side but my handsome brat.
- My sastra Scarabella. She is the sastra I understand the least. It is rumored that mama change the birthing rituals vith Scarabella and that is vhy she shunes her Vulgarian traits and heritage. Vhich saddens me. Vhen she vas a child there vas no child who vas more colorful or belch louder. Then she meet other Europeans and the it vas all down the radish patch from there. I still love her like I vould any sastra. I just hope to bring her back to her senses.
- My sastra Decibella. She is the mischievous one. She has troubles letting go of her childhood. She clings to a blanket that she had as a child. I am sure she vill make a good match for a Frenchman. Vell maybe not that far away I vould miss her still. Mayhap a Russian Prince. That vould be good.
- My sastra Passionella. She is the youngest of our little brode. Yet still her tenacity for life is overwhelming sometimes. I am afraid she vill get hurt someday by the love she so easily shares.
- My Brat Otca. Portabella. My papa’s brother. He by far is the strangest of our little familia. He has a love of var that I feel is very unhealthy. If someone even mentions any form of insult or injustice he is ready vith the entire army to vage var on them. But I feel that he does have our best interest in mind I just vish he vould find another vay to end strife.
Favorite Entertainment: Truffle Ball. In Vulgaria the balls are brightly colored and the vay they look against the vhite snow is very soothing.
Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Collecting the Truffles.
Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: changing Decibella’s diapers
Favorite Sport: Vulgarian Jousting. No lances are used instead as the knight passes the other they must land a radish in the helmet bowl of the other.
Most Humiliating Moment: On my vedding night. I had to go to my rooms to change for bed. I had the truffles replaced in my hair. I also reapplied radish oil under my arms. My shift vas beautiful lime green vith pink embroidery. Vhen I came back to mine and the Prince’s common room he vas huddled in the corner drinking small ale. He took one look at me in the traditional Vulgarian vedding night headdress of radish tops and face paint and ran into the night saying that he must return to her majesty for an important counsel meeting. He never came back (Snuff Snuff)
Proudest Moment: On the day that Atyest made me heir to the throne. Trichinella vas so mad he said in every other country it is the first born male so vhy in Vulgaria should it be different. I vas proud not only of becoming Queen but also irritating Trice
Craziest Person or silliest you know: Our Jester. He is so funny he tells stories of heartache and despair. As if anyone in Vulgaria has heartache or despair. He is so funny
What do you look for in the opposite sex: A sense of adventure for I vish to live life to it’s fullest and vhat vould life be alone. Also someone who vould love me and my customs for vhat they are. The heart and soul of a people in love vith life.
In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord" my Atyest King Salmonella I do love him so
Favorite Sport to watch: Vulgarian Ice Polo
Do you remember your first kiss: It vas vhen Prince Vlad and I vere courting. Ve vere valking in the garden near the pond. The moonlight vas reflecting on Vlad’s countenance vhich made him look like he vas made of glass. I felt like I vas lost in his eyes. I felt like my heart vould stop vhen he let go but vhen he kissed me it did.
Do you keep in touch vith your childhood friends: Yes they still live in the castle vith me and my familia.
Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: Constantinople because the people there live life vith such a vigor and the colors in the street it is unsurpassed by any other place I have been to. It is like Vulgaria but there is summer all year long.
Have you ever been overseas: Da. I have traveled a few time vith Atyest.
Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: Stone floors. There are no stairs in Vulgaria. The princessa does not like stairs.
What is your bed made of: I have stone frame vith ostrich feather mattress vith silk bedding.
How many people sleep in your bed: most of the time it is just me and Sasha my cat. But on occasion I vill have Decibella and Scarabella if it is raining
10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me:
1.I vas once married to Prince Claude but he left on our vedding night
2. I am the founder of the Golden Truffle that brought my family to vealth and fortune.
3. Vulgaria is between Russia and Romania on the Black Sea
4. My Atyest (father) is declaring var on Canterbury if the Queen does not find me a suitable husband to replace Prince Claude.
5. All Vulgarian customs are feared by Englishmen everywhere
6.I am in search of a suitable husband.
7. I have three sisters and one brother.
8. I love pillows.
9. I am to be the heir to the Vulgarian Throne NOT Prince Trichinella
10. I made my dress myself and am very proud of it.
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