Princess Decibella Zasha Millicent Louise Cyzarine Pinklen Rutabaga d’Vulgar
Nicknames: My Papala calls me his "Little Pinklen". Sometimes I am his "Little Tinkling Bell". He has never told me how I earning the name, but my Nyanechka says it had to do with the way I house trained. Trichinella and Carousella are calling me their "Pet". But we shall see who is training who…
Hometown or where you were born: Khammskee, Vulgaria
Current Residence: The palace in Khammskee, Vulgaria
Age: 16
Class: Upper-Royal
What do you do, your main function in life/society: To be showered with love, gifts, and given the Vulgarian throne...Everything my siblings will never have.
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to swim: Dip? No, I cannot dip myself into water. I jump and do make big splash!
Do you make fun of people: Does brother Trichinella count as a people?
Favorite Color: Must I only pick one?
Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: It depends who is asking this question, but all the same, I blame the twins.
Closest friends/How did you meet: Living in the palace for all my life, I have not had the chance to make friends. I do have sweet little pets! I love them and they love me, and I huggle them and they go Roooooar!!!! But that is meaning they love me more.
One Pillow or two: Petronella makes pillows on every holiday. Trichinella gives his to me when his bed is too full. One can never be having too many pillows! And sometimes Papala's pet Abyezyaana will sleep in my bed. He is a good pillow too.
Pets: I have many pets. I spend much of my time in the stables with the family Yakutian. My favorite is my stallion Sasha and his pretty mare Ula. I also have many peacocks living on the grounds. They are being my favorite animals.
Favorite Type of Music: Myself.
Hobbies/Pastimes: I have my Yakutian riding lessons on the days when I am not learning truffle finding skills and the art of radish care. All Vulgarians, whether born for the feilds or for the throne must learn to yeild good radish crop.
Personal Hygiene: Not my Hygiene! She belongs to Trichinella!
Favorite Food: My tummy enjoys many foods. As many as I can fit in it! But I become yicky sick when I eat stag or the bison. So I must stay from meals with those fine meats in them.
Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: Yes, and I love my Papala and Mamala more then the Psaria love the vodka.
If your parents are dead, when and how did they die: Never! They will always be here to love me.
Favorite place to relax: The privys
Favorite Holy Day / Why: Novym Godom, for it is a time of renewal. And I love the Vulgarian gift-giving holy day of luck, Udachi. It is for the Saint Udachi Lev Radishsine III
Favorite Drink: I enjoy Papala's special brewed radish vodka.
What's your bedtime: When the sun is asleep and the moon is starting to tire of my and my sibling's games, I get tucked in by my dearest Nyanechka. I think you English call them Nanny?
What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: I having the finest imported Prussian schuhe.
Are you married or single: I am single because no man will have my eldest sister. I cannot be engaged until her hand is taken!
Do you have a family / who are they: My father, who is the king of Vulgaria. Then there is my mother Rubella, queen of Vulgaria. I have older brothers and sisters too. First there is my sister Petronella. Last and always least is my only brother Trichinella, and my sister Carousella. And then there is other sister..but we don’t talk about her, da? I may not understand my funny Scarabella or I may fight with my elder siblings, but I would have no others in my family.
Favorite Entertainment: Watching Trichinella get angry. He turns funny pink color. But when Tricky is too busy being happy, and I don't feel like making him miserable, I love to watch blood sports. I like the red color they make. Woosh, puff, owww... And then comes the blood part!
Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: I like making our english teacher running and screaming. But she never come back. This is why I have trouble with the english.
Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Learning to play foreign games. Not enough hitting and screaming.
Favorite Sport: Pinklen for distance! I beat my brother by two King's feet.
Most Humiliating Moment: I was but fourteen, and it was a very hot day. I was to start my Yakutian riding lessons. I thought I would exclude my bloomers in order to keep myself cool. As I mounted the Yakutian I sneezed and spooked the beast. My hand was tangled in the bridle, so I was dragged momentarily, until a little mole hill flipped me over. It was then that the whole palace staff saw that I was truly a princess.
Proudest Moment: When I was born, not only a Vulgarian, but the favorite princess.
Craziest Person or silliest you know: Our jester. He wheres...black. And he cry so much! He make me laugh for hours.
What do you look for in the opposite sex: I enjoy a man whose face is as pretty as his words. But not too pretty. I don't want a husband who's face is looked at more then mine.
In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord": My Papala and Mamala.
Favorite Sport to watch: Jousting!
Do you remember your first kiss: I have not yet had a kiss. But this may change, I can run fast now!
Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: When I was but a baby, the family traveled to Prussia. To bring back a Yakutian for the stud stable. I spent my days there rolling in piles of kakasha with the stable master’s youngest son. What good clean fun it was. What a pity, we have not spoken in years.
Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: I love visiting Vlad for the winter holidays. Vlad is such a charming host. The others in his castle aren’t as inviting. While they sit on their pointy sticks, they don’t talk, such cold people.
Have you ever been overseas: Yes, all the time with the family. I love going to the new places and seeing new faces! In Fact, I recall going to France. Papala said it was business, I was lucky enough to come along. Their wines are weak for Vulgarian belly, but their ways are almost as colorful as ours! I'm thinking Tricky liked it more.
Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: Our palace floors are stone.
What is your bed made of: My mattress is stuffed with Bolshezemelskaya Tundra bird down. So soft.
How many people sleep in your bed: Me and sometimes Papala’s pet Abyezyaana. But when storms come in, my bed is empty and Papala’s bed is full.
10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me:
- I am baby of my family.
- I can ride the Yakutian better than any Vulgarian.
- Papala says I have a tremendous voice, but when I go to sing, sneeze, or laugh he winces like something bad is to happen. He may be ill.
- I love the loud music and fast dancing.
- My favorite animal is the little peacock. All of my dresses are made to resemble this beast.
- I will have Vulgarian Throne.
- I am Papala’s Favorite.
- I love radishes and truffles, but food that puts up a fight is better for my pallet.
- I have another sister, Scarabella, but the family doesn’t like to talk about her.
- I am single!
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