Grofo Boleyn
Name Given at Birth: Grofo Boleyn
Nicknames: Cutter, for cut purse, but only my friends.
Hometown or where you were born: Canterbury
Current Residence: Where my Vardo stops.
Age: 50
Class: Gypsy
What do you do, your main function in life/society: I acquire previously owned livestock and sell it in the next town.
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to swim: Yes.
Do you make fun of people: No, like to make friends not enemies.
Favorite Color And why? Red, it makes the dancers bright and they men spend more!
Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime. Ah, yeah, but I usually get away.
Closest friends/How did you meet: None close, but many friends
One Pillow or two - 1, have to ready to go at the drop of a hat when the local authorities come knockin.
Pets - My horses, or someone's.
Favorite Type of Music: GYPSYYYYYYY!
Hobbies/Pastimes - Making relics to sell to people.
Personal Hygiene - Must be clean, the whole troupe. Ya don't want to LOOK like a thief. Cleaner than most.
Favorite Food - Lamb.
Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: My mother is alive and married to Lord Highgate. My father has passed. Yes I love her very much, but am not sure if she approves of my life style.
If your parents are dead, when and how did they die: My father died 20 years ago in fire.
Favorite place to relax - My Bardo
Favorite Holy Day / Why - All of them. People want to celebrate and we can make lots of gold!
Favorite Drink - Mead
What's your bedtime? When the last drunken rube leaves the camp.
What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet? Boots.
Are you married or single? Several times, but at the moment only running from one.
Do you have a family / who are they? All the Boleyns.
Favorite Entertainment: The bones.
Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up? Helping my father with the horses.
Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up? Cleaning up the Bardos.
Favorite Sport (to do): Knife throwing.
Most Humiliating Moment? When I tried to sell a cow to the person I borrowed it from.
Proudest Moment? When I talked my way out of it.
Craziest Person or silliest you know: My brother, he thinks these people accept him, but he is still a Gypsy no matter how many fancy clothes he wears!
What do you look for in the opposite sex: Love em. They are easy to woo and are easy to get gold from.
In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them. Who is your immediate "overlord"? Everyone, I'm a gypsy.
and How Do You Feel about that person: Its the way of the world, I accept my place in life.
Favorite Sport to watch: JoustingDo you remember your first kiss? No.
Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends? Many are with me on the road.
Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot? Romania
Have you ever been overseas: Many times.
Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: Wood. or dirt when we camp.
What is your bed made of: The best goose feathers I can steal.
How many people sleep in your bed: Me
10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me
1. I am as free as a bird.
2. I am happy with my life.
3. I need to take my nephews on the road and teach them real gypsy life.
4. I make friends easily.
5. I love children.
6. I am the master of everything, or you will believe it by the time I'm done talking.
7. I avoid Royals, except for the Vulgarians
8. I am the black sheep of the family.
9. I love all my family to a fault.
10. Pirates are just Gypsies on water.