Jeffry Crow
Name Given at Birth: Jeffry Russel Crow
Nicknames: First Mate, Jeff, The Black Crow, Jiffy
Hometown or where you were born: Suffolk, England
Current Residence: The Black Lagoon (It's a ship)
Age: 21
Class: Pirate
What do you do, your main function in life/society: Drink, pillage, drink, swindle, sail, stink, drink, catch fish, drink
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to swim: Aye
Do you make fun of people: Aye, especially Devin
Favorite Color: Gold. It's also something I long for
Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: Committed meself quite a few. Some how, never been caught
Closest friends/How did you meet:
- -Capt. Jack Ross: I met him in Ipswich, England, just east of Suffolk. I wanted to see the rest of the world, and he needed a first mate.
- -Capt. Jack Sparrow: I know him very well and respect him quite strongly. Just ask the Cabin Boy or the Captain. They'll tell you all about it.
- -Cabin Boy Devin: He was brought aboard to help keep the ship tidy. I think he takes it a step too far though.
One Pillow or two: As many as I can gather
Pets: I've had several fish as pets. Unfortunately, I've had to put most of them back after I catch them. Quite a few of them have not lasted long once aboard the ship
Favorite Type of Music: Sea chanties, folk songs
Hobbies/Pastimes: Drinking, having a "roll in the hay," fishing, swimming (clothed or not), daydreaming
Personal Hygiene: I bathe. Nothing like a nice swim in the ocean
Favorite Food: Taters, sardines, meat (especially beef jerky)
Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: Mum is dead, and I never met me pap. All Mum told me about him was that he had a big mouth.
If your parents are dead, when and how did they die: Me mum died when I was a wee boy. She was changing me linens and some how caught some kind of illness. She even turned green. I'm not sure why, but I some how feel a little responsible.
Favorite place to relax: The Captain's quarters
Favorite Holy Day / Why: Everyday is a day on holiday when you're a pirate
Favorite Drink: Rum, ale, wine, uzo, cerveza
What's your bedtime: I don't quite know. I always fall asleep before me bedtime
What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: Me boots. I've worn them for so long, I dare not take em off lest I release an odious surprise
Are you married or single: Single, but Lucy keeps me happy
Do you have a family / who are they: The crew of the Black Lagoon
Favorite Entertainment: Daydreaming, carrying on
Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: What's a skouul? That's the bone part of the head, right?
Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Least favourite part of the skouul...probably the nose. Nasty things come outta mine.
Favorite Sport: Arm wrestling
Most Humiliating Moment: Nearly becoming an auntie
Proudest Moment: Earning a spot as first mate
Craziest Person or silliest you know: Gotta be ol' Jack Sparrow. I ain't far behind neither
What do you look for in the opposite sex: Dirty pillows, feet stained of kitchen, breathing
In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord?" Capt. Jack Ross
Favorite Sport to watch: Wench-on-Wench wrestling
Do you remember your first kiss: It was a long time ago. Frankly, I'd like to forget me last one...from Devin!
Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: I see Jack Sparrow every night
Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: The Carribean
Have you ever been overseas: Nay. I'm a landlubbing pirate! Here's your sign!
Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: Wood and dirty water
What is your bed made of: Bedding
How many people sleep in your bed: At the very least 3: me, Lucy, and Junior
10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me:
1. I don't know the first thing about dagger fighting.
2. Me family joined this new religion called the Church of England.
3. I love a good BJ with my sammich (Mmmmm...beef jerky *drool*).
4. Other than English, I'm pretty good at speaking Dutch.
5. I can't remember the last time I was sober.
6. I promised the Captain I'd never mention Lizzy McNasty again. (Whoops!)
7. My darling Lucy is always at hand.
8. I don't know why the Captain doesn't try my Tortuga idea sometime. I'm serial, it's a good idea!
9. Our ship was once called the Interceptor.
10.
I've got a collection of invisible arrowheads. Devin told me I was stupid.