Sir James Stanhywet of Aberdour and Morton Castles
Name Given at Birth: James Douglas Stanhywet, the definition of my surname is of a stone quarry and the pronunciation of it is Stanheewit.
Nicknames: The gentleman of the sundial.
Hometown or where you were born: I was born in the heat of battle during one of the attempts that my Clan made with many other Clans to over power the Carlisle Castle a castle in northwest England that borders Scotland in the city of Carlisle in the county or shire of Cumberland and is near the shores of the Irish Sea. When I am at the leave of Her Majesty’s Royal Entourage and Garrison of the Beefeaters, I am often finding myself allured by the aesthetic, grand estate of Aberdour almost right across the bay from Edinburgh Castle and Holyrood Palace. I do occasionally make a layover at Stirling to give the team of Iberians a much earned rest from the endured steady gallop that was expected of their noble nature. When it is possible, I will make my way to the Castle of Morton. To insure that the castle stays in good repair, not to allow the estate to fall into disrepair.
Current Residence: When called to be at the side of Her Majesty in the Many Castles, Palaces and Estates that when she has the time to recreate and decide many known, unknown and unquestioned matters of state. Who has restored England to the formidable and astute fortitude of a proud nation that now day by day is gaining the strength of character that resembles a Britannia that no one nation shall be consider us for another insidious attempt to devise a conquest to invade the Her Majesty’s growing Navy and stalwart stance that the British regiment is now able to place against a reprehensible foe.
Age: 38
Class: Nobility by Scottish birth/ Royalty of England’s Commonwealth by a decree of a great notion of faith. This is was so granted and graced by none other than Her Majesty’s strength and grace by her ruling is so true to as best she can rule by such a candor that she has been so blessed by the Lord Almighty. Prior to this grand acclaim proclaimed by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, I was able to put aside my knowledge of what was common hearsay of why she was confined during what Her Majesty prefers Her constituents to make reference to Her Majesty’s Dark Times. As I was given the irrefutably, distasteful privilege from allowing Her Majesty to see the light of day, due to the regrettable orders given myself to follow. Because, Queen Elizabeth as Princess Elizabeth Regina Tudor recognized my empathetic fealty of dutiful compassion to Her needs and comfort during those troubled times of why She was surrounded by quandary of mediocrity. Until the moment of Her exaltation to the acclaimed ascension to Her Majesty’s esteemed station to the beleaguered Throne of England to the Crowned Effervescence of Britannia’s Golden Age or Era ringing fervently over the distinguishable Throne of England. The naysayers that dare to infiltrate without giving a second thought to what the repercussions that will be facilitated by Her Majesty’s vigilance to diminish the need for the skirmishes that have lead to war, the decay and destruction of England’s thriving infrastructure. That is thwarting and posing a stalwart stance against any one in opposition to the basic ideals, values, principles ands heartfelt convictions that are revered of Our Beloved Queen Elizabeth. Shall reap what they sew.
What do you do, your main function in life/society: To ultimately at all times be vigilant to my duties as a Royal Beefeater. To die for the prosperity of my country, if at all costs it be by the blade, rampart of a pistol or blunder bus or poison. If it is to preserve righteousness to the crown and throne.
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to swim: If I had not have learned how to swim and evade the onslaught of the pursuant party to the advance of their capture of myself. There have been a few times I have joined in the frivolity of a dip with others.
Do you make fun of people: Only those that are so deserving of my attention. Most of the time I am doing my best to abide accordingly by what the grand book of the Almighty implores us to invest our time explicitly to the principles of what the great book divulges of living for and of the righteous doctrine of the divine.
Favorite Color: It is the effervescent shimmer of the freshly sprouting green of the advancement of spring time that is ever a heralding moment that is significant of a gleaming beginning of a new day that is full of the radiating vibrance of the ominous sun.
Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: Only Her Majesty can make a declaration about such a distinctly succinct concern. Mayhaps a few ladies that I have perhaps left their hearts awry to certain melancholy.
Closest friends/How did you meet: Those that are my hallowed friends know who they are by what I do for them.
One Pillow or two: In order to finally reach a point of certain slumber. I sometimes require two with all the antics that frequently occur with sounds consisting of either a bang, BAWWNG, BOOM, explosive windiness, and many other sounds that shall remain nameless. One must look the other way.
Pets: Two Great Danes, Two Mastiffs, Two Siberian Tigers, Two teams of horses depending on the requisitioned task: Clydesdales and Shires for heavy loads and a team of Iberian stallions for the timely arrival of myself to be at Her Majesty’s Service as one of Our Queen’s many devoted Beefeaters during the Harvest Faire in Canterbury..
Favorite Type of Music: Would an eclectic have a distinct preference or does that particular individual appreciate it by listening to it as if it were a story being told.
Hobbies/Pastimes: Hunting, riding, rowing, sailing and occasionally the accidental or purely a voluntary act of swimming.
Personal Hygiene: I have to maintain a regimented scheduled time to make sure that I am not offending the sensation of smell that Her Majesty does require those around her to respect.
Favorite Food: Fresh, well prepared venison, beef, and the actual catch of the day from the depths of the Atlantic, Our Channel and the vast sea that allows a barrier between our good people from being bombarded by those gnarly Scandinavians.
Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: I had parents that were very bold, courageous and most, insightfully daring of parents that did every thing they could to instruct my self to do the best that I can. At what ever I am able to pursue, achieve and accomplish.
If your parents are dead, when and how did they die: My father Gray Stanhywet that is just a memory that is no longer pursuing his virile vintage. My mother Louise Stanhywet the lady that exemplified an exaltation of vibrance that was quite unique to her notable charisma. Every day is an attempt to carry on their legendary legacy.
Favorite place to relax: Anyplace that place that will isolate me from the daily entrapment of an almost non-stop engagement for the many pressing matters of state.
Favorite Holy Day / Why: Christmas and Harvest Festival.
Favorite Drink: Give myself a good ale or a numbing spirit, but place a magnificently, procured pint of Mead. I will be at a state of certain bliss.
What's your bedtime: When ever there is not a thing stirring, someone stewing or thinks that their presence has merely slipped my vigilant charge to observe the noble and royal bed chambers.
What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: Field dress riding boots.
Are you married or single: I am a widower that is overwrought in the mourning of my late lass my dearest… By Her Majesty’s request to her name to be resting in the domain of the Almighty’s ascension of the righteous. In correspondence with the heartfelt wishes of Her Majesty, my lass’s name shall remain endeared to my heart. Due to her last words: Do not dwell in my absence, I want your days to be of an infinite eternity of a blissful jubilance and bountiful productivity that our heritage can be proud of… Which concludes in the matter that I am interested, but not while Queen Elizabeth requires myself to be at her assistance. Fore, those without the necessary remorse from doing so will be admired, but summarily not taken seriously. I like distractions with all due admiration not while Her Majesty conducting diplomacy in the village of Canterbury.
Do you have a family / who are they: At this time those I serve and protect are my family, but my immediate family is dear to my heartfelt remembrance of them.
Favorite Entertainment: The amusing acts frivolity that are displayed for Her Majesty.
Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Fencing, Science, Mathematics, Two handed sword fencing and the arts of strategic movement and tactical advancement.
Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: The detail of maintaining the waterline, alongside a large vessel can be quite time consuming and the water can be rather numbing.
Favorite Sport: Watching the reaction to the gladiator and jousting can be a sporting experience in and of the very nature that is displayed during the course of the events. Occasionally, I can revel in the sport of an acquired hand kiss and mayhaps a stolen hand kiss.
Most Humiliating Moment: A hopeful pause that nobody noticed that I squeaked a bit of wind that went awry, but never fear Her Majesty has a well timed sense of wit pertaining to each situation.
Proudest Moment: The confidence that Her Majesty has placed in my hands of capable vigilance to be one of her loyal Beefeaters. Who sent commendation for my steadfast awareness of my surroundings despite the onslaught of ladies that shall remain nameless to preserve my ability to announce the arrival of Her Majesty. I also must commend them for their deviance, but their charm was amusing. You can see what I am speaking of when watching Troupe Festival. Each day is subject to always being a proudest moment in the presence of Her Majesty whether or not her day is going well.
Craziest Person or silliest you know: Who else the courageous Maestro. Effervescently unrelenting in his attempts like myself and others to impress and surprise Queen Elizabeth in the regard that will leave her delightfully amused. Yet at the same moment allowing Her Majesty to always seem to be intrigued. Fore a man that attempts to keep a distinguished posture despite his stature in polite society and maintaining his sons, daughters and many cousins so that he does not allow the Boleyn Kumpania name to falter.
What do you look for in the opposite sex: That is veritably complex subject to divulge. Simply stated the courage to have the courage to be forthright. A certain someone who has a fortitude of distinct patience. Those that are not respectful of themselves need not attempt to entice the likes of myself. Fore, I am a gentleman that makes a point to be chivalrous at all elements of the day and a foe of the perpetual antagonist men and ladies alike. Although, I am a champion of day to those that share equal or higher ideals, values and principles that are consistent with mine own. With the conceived understanding that they are not, that I know that I am and nobody is invincible to imperfection. Aye, I might also add a lady that has the eyes that will calm and arouse thy passion for a procurement of the gift of lively adventures of eternal sacrament. Hair that requires the arraignment that calms and aesthetically accentuates her radiance.
In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord" Her Majesty and her eminent overlord the Almighty savior and God.
Favorite Sport to watch: The merchant crew races can be quite exhilarating.
Do you remember your first kiss: A gentleman does not speak of such matters of state.
Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: I do my best to keep the home fires lit but I am most of the time caught up in my duties to Our Queen.
Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: The visit to the south shores of France would be considered a vacation spot to me.
Have you ever been overseas: Yes, when I was younger we often made way to harvest various sea creatures. While we were assigned night watch occasionally Kaia Layla and her merfolk would often take pleasure in having fun with us. Yes, Captain I have been to France, but I will admit to having a lacking memory of their language and a slight recollection of their customs. Due to knowing about those that scoff at being considerate of the French, their past interventions of England’s Monarchy and the knowledge of my Clan’s efforts of predated conspired hostilities. I respectfully refrain from speaking of affiliation of consorting with those that continually attempt to muddy the Thames.
Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: It depends upon the type of castle and the style of architecture to be determined. For there is wood, stone and marble.
What is your bed made of: Where I am stationed often dictates my accommodations.
How many people sleep in your bed: It solely depends on the conditions that are presenting the eventual climax of the eventide.
10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me:
Vigilance. I have a stoic, stalwart appearance with eyes that can pierce through the crowds for any unknown circumstance.
Perseverance. Because this trait I have been known many of times either to impress, intimidate, frustrate and annoy.
Loyalty unto the Crown, Throne, and Common Wealth of England.
Love of Her Majesty’s Ideals, Principles, and Values.
Determination to provide the ultimate security of Her Majesty and Her Distinguished Entourage.
My tireless efforts of acquiring word knowledge. If I do not what it means, I will find ways to enter it appropriately to a letter or conversation.
If you have made a point to be deceptive in my presence. I will always be leery of your intentions.
I make a point to keep my eyes open for those that give reverence to our Beloved Lady and Queen of England.
I do my best not to know all, but as the guard that Queen Elizabeth has commended and requested of my own immediacy to be at Her side. I would be neglecting my duty as a guardian of confidence.
I decree that in all of eternity that England be graced her by distinguished ferver for practicing her knowledge of the teachings of the Almighty to restore and preserve the integrity of England. May God bless Queen Elizabeth and England.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!