Sir James MacGregor
Name Given at Birth: James MacGregor
Title: Captain Sir James MacGregor
Nicknames: Jamie
Hometown or where you were born: Inverness, Gask Scotland
Current Residence: Tower of London.Age: July 3 1533 Aged two score years.
Class: Highland Clan Lairds son, The Clan MacGregor.
What do you do, your main function in life/society: Captain of the Yoeman
Warders. Guards save the Queen.
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to swim: Only way to do it.
Do you make fun of people: One of the services we in the British Army
provide free of charge.
Favorite Color: Gray
Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: Convicted ? No.
Closest friends/How did you meet: Rather fond of Madam Red's girls.
Pillow or two: How ever many our liege wants us to have.Pets: The French
Favorite Type of Music: Bag Pipes
Hobbies/Pastimes: Defending the crown.
Favorite Food: Hello.. BEEF !!!
Are your parents alive, do you get along with them:\Father was wounded in
the battle of Flodden 1513, in the service of James IV against Henry VIII.
Mother nursed him back to health, they have been together ever since. They
live comfortably in Inverness.
Favorite place to relax: Over the bodies of the French
Favorite Holy Day / Why: Ostera.... like the spring...
Favorite Drink: Stout!!
What's your bedtime: Beef Eaters never sleep.
What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: Boots
Are you married or single: Single
Do you have a family / who are they: Alistar MacGregor father Debra
MacGregor, mother. Alistar MacGregor Brother.
Favorite Entertainment: Killing the French
Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Shield Wall practice
Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: French
Favorite Sport: Killing the French... followed by the stinky Spanish
Most Humiliating Moment: Having my King ally with the slimy French...
Proudest Moment: Being knighted.
Craziest Person or silliest you know: Anyone French
What do you look for in the opposite sex: Not French....beyond that, eyes
In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord"/ QE I
Favorite Sport to watch: musket practice
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Do you remember your first kiss: Yes
Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: Yes
Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: England
Have you ever been overseas: I have served the crown for 26 years, in as
many countries.
Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone : We have this thing in
Scotland...trees....
What is your bed made of: Feathers
How many people sleep in your bed: Depends on how close to payday it is.
10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me:
1. You don't mess with my Queen
2. I have no weaknesses.
3. I'd as soon kill you as to look at you....
4. I am a professional soldier.
5. I probably have scars older than you...
6. I take my duty to country and crown VERY seriously.
7. I rarely lose a battle, and have NEVER lost a WAR.
8. I have written a book "One hundred and one French Jokes...and why practical jokes on the BeefEaters, aren't."
9. I have already heard all the SHEEP jokes...
10. This IS my happy face...