Iron Hand Jake

Name Given at Birth: Jacob Masterson

Nicknames: Iron Hand

Hometown or where you were born: Gaul France

Current Residence: I live aboard the Revenge, I am not sure where I will live next Me thinks the crue think that I am French

Age: I be four and thirty.

Class: I be a lowly peasant sailor looking for riches and wealth

What do you do, your main function in life/society: I am a hired hand on the most famouse ship in the seven seas. Me Captn has hired me a short time. Before Arivn in Canterbury. Me believe the captn is looking for the holy grail he won’t tell me because he don’t trust me yet.

Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / Naw I aint never been swimmn I don’t Know how to , accept when I fall of the yard arm. Then I have to or drown.

Do you make fun of people: Aye, of course! Oh I do love the way the pamperpered gentilmen of the court get there tounge tied in a knot. Especially when there are at the end of a blade

Favorite Color: Black I like the color to the blood that come from a mans neck when he has crossed path wit Iron Hand Jake

Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: I was framed in France I have never committed a crime on one that didn’t deserve it

Closest friends/How did you meet: Captain I don’t be havn no friends I can’t afford to lose me edge with the sword. I may have to through them overboard the next day

One Pillow or two: naw I don’ have no pillows they block me earin" I can’t ear me enemy’s

Pets: I likes me pet scareb it tells me the weather

Favorite Type of Music: A good sea chanty is the way I likes me music

Hobbies/Pastimes: Me likes to torture and Mand hand the scally wags the we capture on the high seas Personal Hygiene: I don’t av much time for Cleaning me self . The ship Capn needs me on deck at all times

Favorite Food: Me likes Fish Any type Don’t care for the land aminals. Give me a shark and I be happy

Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: Nah Me parents where when I was a wee lass

If your parents where killed how and when did they die? They died when I was just three summers old . By a frenchman with way more food than he could eat. They where Just trying to feed me.

Favorite place to relax: Me like the crows nest I feel like I am in one of Leanardo’s Flying machine or I be one of them Fish eatn birds

Favorite Holy Day / Why: I don’t have no favorite that would be unnatural in gods eyes to say one was better than the other now wouldn’t it

Favorite Drink: Rum Rum Rum and Rum It allows me to talk to the wenchs easier I am a little Shy around such lovely trolleps.

What's your bedtime: When the capn says Me duties are done for the day.

What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: I have a pair of Boot that I took from a Gentleman of the French court, just before we made im walk the plank

Are you married or single: Marrage is for the land lovers I ave to meet all the wenches I can before I hang from the gallows

Do you have a family / who are they: no family that I know of Me thinks there is a uncle somewhere. But Me parents wearn’t around to tell me who he is.

Favorite Entertainment: I likes me a good sea fable. I can tell some of the best

Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: I never had any chores I was a street kid Didn’t become a respectable Citzn till I was 10 when I become a cabin boy on a ship

Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: I guess swabbing the deck when I got me first job as a privateer

Favorite Sport: French man Fishing that where you tie a frenchy to the end of a rope and chum the water and make bets on which shark ul bit first

Most Humiliating Moment: When I was caught in the bed of the goveners daughter and she realize after me arrest that I wasn’t a proper gentilman

Proudest Moment: When the capn of the Crimson Revenge saved me from the gallows of spain

Craziest Person or silliest you know: Scuttlebutt Billy, I see him getting kick out of blacspots room almost every night. What is that boy thinkn she will cut his throat as soon as look at him.

What do you look for in the opposite sex: I look to see if they be still alive then if they have any gold on there person. Pearls will do it also

In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Blackspot Jenny me thinks or mahap she is just mean. I just fallow her orders I like to sleep at night.

Favorite Sport to watch: I want to see the joust I like to see the pampered gentile getting battered and bruise

Do you remember your first kiss: Yeh! It was after I Begen me sailing career We set port in Persia It was with a gypsy woman

Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: Nah they all been arrest by the sheriff

Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: Me like the Island in Persia the one with all the pretty woman

Have you ever been overseas: …pirate that’s what we do

Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: The Revenge is made of wood,

What is your bed made of it be made of the finest mahogany that the carpenter could find I sleep on the ships deck.

How many people sleep in your bed: I don’t know about 15 or 20 Depend on how much rum we have and how many make it to there bunks.

10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me:

1. I have a tendancy to make up stories so I can be the center of attention

2. Me parents Died when I was very young and I don’t know any of there family

3. I am an escaped prisoner from the Spanish gallows.

4. I don’t think the ships crew really trust me nor the capn. I can’t get the crew to release me from my hand manacles. I think they think I a Frenchy because I was born in Gaul

5.I was born in Gaul France because Me father was there looking for work on the ship yard

6. Me like to spend me plunder on the harlot and stumpets. Or turning a lady of the court into a stumpet

7. I love the see as much as I love the wenchs. Naw you have to love the wenches.

9. I think the captain is in Canterbury to steal the holy grail

10. I be a fair swordsman and I like to fight with me fist they say me hands feel like Iron when I punch someone

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