Captain Jack Ross

Your Character Name: Captain Jack Ross of the Pirate ship "The Black Lagoon." No pun intended. (Booty Theivin' Scoundrels stage show)

Name Given at Birth: Jack Marshall Ross

Nicknames: Captain, Boss, Sir, Cap., Idiot (depending on who you ask. )

Hometown or where you were born: Sheringham, England

Current Residence: Wherever I desire.

Age: 26

Class: Pirate

What do you do, your main function in life/society: Rob, pillage, steal, rape, drink...etc.

Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to swim: Of course

Do you make fun of people: All the time

Favorite Color: Black and Red because that's what rich people bleed.

Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: Convicted no, committed plenty!

Closest friends/How did you meet: Jeff Crow, my first mate. I brought him aboardthe Black Lagoon when I was 21 and he was 16. We were the youngest crew in the sea. And we still are.

One Pillow or two: I lost count of how many I've stolen.

Pets: One, my black crow named "Stumpy." Don't ask.

Favorite Type of Music: Druid drums or a good ole' fashion Pirate drinking song.

Hobbies/Pastimes: Stealing, pillaging, the usual.

Personal Hygiene: I swim when it's hot out, other than that, I stink.

Favorite Food: Meat, and lots of it. Oh! and grapes from the Mediterranean

Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: No and yes. Me dad taught me everything he knew about the sea!

If your parents are dead, when and how did they die: Me mum died when I was born. Me dad died when he was swimming in the Caribbean was eaten by a shark. Terrible thing really. Davey Jones just ate him right up.

Favorite place to relax: Caribbean

Favorite Holy Day / Why: Holy Day? I'm not "holy." Everyday I'm alive is a good day.

Favorite Drink: RUM!!!!!!

What's your bedtime: When me crew is settled for the night.

What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: Good strong boots that I took off of a rich man. I think he was a Duke.

Are you married or single: Single, depending on which island or town I revisit.

Do you have a family / who are they: Just me shipmates and crew.

Favorite Entertainment: Watching my first mate and cabin boy bicker like little girls.

Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: School? You must be joking right?

Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Again, you're joking?

Favorite Sport: Shooting at scared villagers. Not easy targets.

Most Humiliating Moment: Falling overboard while leaning up against the rail while having me picture painted by a trembling artist.

Proudest Moment: Taking on me dad's shipafter he died.

Craziest Person or silliest you know: Craziest would be Jeff. Silliest would be Devin, my cabin boy.

What do you look for in the opposite sex: Cleavage, oh, and red hair!!!!

In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord?" Davey Jones, he's gonna get me some time.

Favorite Sport to watch: Devin pushing Jeff overboard.

Do you remember your first kiss: Nope, there's been way too many!

Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: If they're not on my ship, chances are, no.

Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: Again, the Caribbean

Have you ever been overseas: Are you honestly asking me this question?

Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: Wood, and very splintery I might add!

What is your bed made of: Whatever I steal

How many people sleep in your bed: Depends on which village or island I visit.

10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me:

1.) I am the youngest Captain to ever grace the open ocean.

2.) I love to fight and will back down from no one!

3.) I am a very accomplished swordsman.

4.) I am a highly skilled marksman.

5.) I love only 3 things and theyare:

6.) Women

7.) Rum

8.) And Stealing

9.) No other ship can match mine for speed. It used to be the Generals wasn't paying attention very well when I made off with it!

10.) My crew could use some, "work," but for the most part they are very deadly and will stop at nothing to get what they want.

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