Black Johnny Stew
Name Given at Birth: Seamus MacCoinaigh
Nicknames: Stew, Black Johnny
Hometown or where you were born: Inverness, Scotland
Current Residence: The Revenge
Age: 25
Class: Pirate, Traveling Scum
What do you do, your main function in life/society: Pirate, Cook
Do you know how to swim: Yes
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: Never been skinny
Do you make fun of people: Only those that are too full of themselves
Favorite Color: Blood Red, I love beef, but I hardly ever get to have it.
Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: It is only a crime because you say so. Never convicted
Closest friends/How did you meet: Captain Kelly, The Captain freed me from service when I was working under the service of His Majesty. He offered me a job and I took it. No one beside me mother has ever been more fair.
One Pillow or two: None
Pets: Only until dinner time
Favorite Type of Music: Outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes
Hobbies/Pastimes: Cooking, plundering, pillaging, playing the fiddle
Personal Hygiene: As clean as a swim in the ocean will get me.
Favorite Food: Beef
Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: They are dead.
If your parents are dead, when and how did they die: They died defending our home.
Favorite place to relax: Bow of the ship
Favorite Holy Day / Why: Easter. It give me hope that no matter how the rest of the world hates a pirate someone out there cared enough to suffer a horrible death so I have a chance at redemption.
Favorite Drink: Scotch, mead
What's your bedtime: Whenever I choose
What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: Boots
Are you married or single: Single
Do you have a family / who are they: Just me ship mates
Favorite Entertainment: Watching the captain yell at Wiggins and watching the dolphins swim with the boat
Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: I enjoyed playing music with me Ma.
Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: Milking the goats
Favorite Sport: Caber Tossing
Most Humiliating Moment: The day I fell asleep while cooking and sat on the stove, burning my pride.
Proudest Moment: The day Captain Kelly offered me a spot in his crew
Craziest Person or silliest you know: Craziest: Wiggins; Silliest: Scuttlebutt
What do you look for in the opposite sex: Someone who isn't a picky eater and has a lot of teeth, I also like a woman with money
In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord?" Captain my Captain, Cutthroat Kelly
How Do You Feel about that person: I owe him my life.
Favorite Sport to watch: Highland games and people running in terror from pirates.
Do you remember your first kiss: Yes
Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: No
Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: Other people ships
Have you ever been overseas: Frequently
Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: Wood
What is your bed made of: Flour sacks, thresh
How many people sleep in your bed: Just me and the creepy crawlys
10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me
- 1: I don't cook to order
- 2: I'm the best cook on the seas
- 3: I long to return to the highland before me death
- 4: My temper can be as black as my food if yer complaining about it
- 5: I can fight with anything in the kitchen as well as I can with a sword
- 6: I play the violin
- 7: I love beef
- 8: as long as I am alive I will sail with the Captain
- 9: I long to fall in love one day
- 10: Ironhand Jake is teaching me to read, slowly....very slowly...