Alfio Boleyn

Name Given at Birth: Alfio Edward Victor Christian George Boleyn

Nicknames: Gorginox

Hometown or where you were born: Canterbury

Current Residence: Gypsy Encampment, Outside of Barbarian encampment

Age: 19

Class: My father is the leader of our greatest Gypsy Band of the world, and this makes me feel as if I am not from the scum of the scum, but I am only here to serve all of the other classes of society in an honorable fashion.

What do you do, your main function in life/society: As some may perceive it, my greatest role in society is to help my father and the family grant all forms of melody and entertainment for the rich and dominant. Since the entertainment industry is at an all-time high, I believe that my service to society is very prominent. My chief function, throughout numerous countries, is to carry on the "family business" by helping out as much as possible doing business with my father.

Have you ever gone skinny-dipping / do you know how to swim: Like my father, I take pleasure in a nice swim, and I usually do not wish to soil my clothing so I do skinny-dip frequently in the woods of Canterbury and around the world. I wish to become a better swimmer and beat my father’s record time across the moats of the toughest strongholds.

 

Do you make fun of people: I see myself as a kind-hearted young man, and I will take any friend because our business needs the inside connections from city to city.

Favorite Color: I like the color of green because it reminds me of long traveled journeys through the midst of the greenery.

Have you ever committed or been convicted of a crime: The true definition of a crime is not seen correctly by many of us, and the majority may see that I do commit crimes frequently. The honest fact is that I would never hurt a soul wishing to give me warmth. I struggle to be the cleverest of my family, and of course I have never been caught.

Closest friends/How did you meet: My brothers are my closest friends. They know about the same struggles that I go through in life. It is a very challenging life we face.

One Pillow or two: I have passed my pillow down to the younger brother of the family, and I wish for him to cherish it for its value may be great.

Pets: Our "working" animals consist of goats and horses for the interest of our liveliness. I constantly complain to my father that these animals are not well nourished, and wish to set them free one day while he is not looking.

Favorite Type of Music: Gypsy Violin

Hobbies/Pastimes: I enjoy running through the streets of Canterbury, and competing with my brothers to see how many full wallets I have achieved in one day.

Personal Hygiene: I have the stench of goat’s molded milk that has been processed through weathering of days and days of life under the sun. Sometimes I find accumulated yogurt in my belly button. I still look good for the young ladies, but if they only new what my body has been through in the past month then they would expel me.

Favorite Food: I love the fudge patties prepared by the dung dealers of Canterbury.

Are your parents alive, do you get along with them: My mother has been married to a town far from here, but my father, whom I serve, wishes me to have a very successful life as a Gypsy.

If your parents are dead, when and how did they die:

Favorite place to relax: I feel complete and relaxed while watching the beautiful horses run through the meadows of Canterbury.

Favorite Holy Day / Why: Yule. It is a time when I actually get to enjoy my father, and I feel as if another person on this day. This can be seen as a day off from all of responsibilities.

Favorite Drink: Water. It is the only combatant of the hot beating sun.

What's your bedtime: My bedtime is whenever my responsibilities have been accomplished, and whenever I find a cozy place to sleep.

What, if anything, do you usually wear on your feet: I have a pair of leather boots.

Are you married or single: Single. One day I will find the girl of my dreams

Do you have a family / who are they:

· Martino is my eldest brother. My father cherishes him as his best. He never even has to help in the caravan, and my father frequently lets him take on the work of the "family business".

· Santiago, also my brother, was born one minute after Martino. He is always complaining that his bad luck has made him younger. He is almost a copy of Martino, but their differences are pretty big too. He teaches me how to avoid the work of the caravan. I constantly tease him because he has the biggest belly of us all.

· Lucianna, my only sister, is a determined lady. I love my sister because she makes sure that I am fed and she is very skillful with the costumes. Lucianna is one of the only ladies that I feel appropriate talking to.

· Mario, another brother, is always pissing me off because he is hard to find when there is work to be done. He is very good brother and I think that he has the best of intentions to help with work.

· Nikolai, my brother, always has a group of girls following him. Sometimes I think that he doesn’t try at all to give me any attention at all because he is constantly consumed by these gypsy girls.

· Evgeny, another brother, is very artistically talented. He is the best of my brothers at hunting, and I think that he is my favorite brother. Whenever I am down I look to him for a good laugh.

· Guiseppe, another brother of mine, is very strong and athletic. He has never lost a wrestling match. He will always watch for my sister and never wishes to see her hurt.

· Radu, another brother, is my wild brother. He always wants to find a way to get money through illegal affairs. I am always there in a heart beat when he wants my help.

· Benvolio, my brother, is the quietest of my brothers. I always wonder what he might be thinking. H is one of the best at planning schemes to make money. My father thinks that he will be a very rich man one day.

· Martin Edward Victor Christian George Boleyn, my humble father, is a very hard working man. I see him as a friend more then a father because I usually work along side with him. He is the bravest person I have ever seen, and he has plenty of experience.

Favorite Entertainment: I love to see my family happy even during the toughest times.

Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: I n ever went to school, but I really enjoy playing with the chickens. Most of my friends are afraid of them though.

Least Favorite Subject in School or Chore growing up: I really despise cleaning a horse because they are so scary to walk behind. One of my brothers was once kicked by a wild stallion.

Favorite Sport: I enjoy playing "wallet snatch" with my brothers. We compete on the amount of winnings of stolen money.

Most Humiliating Moment: My sister, Lucianna, was responsible for prepping my garments, but she forgot something. She forgot to sew the crotch area of my pants. One day I went out to milk the cow and the pretty gypsy girls noticed that my body parts were exposed. This day is to be remembered by everyone.

Proudest Moment: I am still proud of the moment when I rescued my sister from a trampeed of large elephants. My whole life flashed before my eyes at this time.

Craziest Person or silliest you know: I believe that everyone has their crazy times, but I think my brother, Radu, is always their for people when they need a life. He definitely a clever one.

What do you look for in the opposite sex: I look for a mate with child-bearing hips. She needs to be able to complete chores in a timely manner at the Gypsy Camp.

In our Hierarchical Society everybody has somebody "over" them, Who is your immediate "overlord": My father is my immediate overlord. He has complete power over me and I respect that.

Favorite Sport to watch: I like to watch the sword fighting matches. A rush of energy is rushing through my brains when I watch this sport.

Do you remember your first kiss: Our family believes in conserving our Love for the perfect spouse.

Do you keep in touch with your childhood friends: I met many people throughout life, and our family is not able to stay in one place long enough to keep good friends. I miss them all.

Where is your favorite "Vacation" spot: I like to lay in the water of the Dead Sea. It is such a pleasure to be taken my this magical water.

Have you ever been overseas: I have been around the world. I think that it is great to be a gypsy.

Do you have Dirt/Mud floors or Stone: I live only on dirt floor. The floor keeps me in touch with nature, and if I had a choice I would still keep this kind of floor.

What is your bed made of: My bed is made of hay and feathers picked up from a traiter out in Siberia.

How many people sleep in your bed: All of my brothers sleep with me on our bed. It is a good way of coping with the cold weather in the winter.

10 Things Everybody Should Know About Me:

1. I wish to eat desert, if it is available, before the general course.

2. I never wash the spaces between my toes. They seem to collect a lot of nutrition for the chickens.

3. My greatest fear is not having a job to do the next day. I don’t know what to do when there is no work to be done. I don’t have to worry about that fear though.

4. I am afraid of cats because they have a scary look in their eyes. The look contains a glow of mischievous and severe planning.

5. I once went on without showering for more then a year. When I finally showered the water turned black like charcoal, and I got sick.

6. I don’t know when my birthday is, and that really doesn’t matter. I have a general idea of the year I was born.

7. When I was young my finger was ran over by a wagon. I was afraid to tell my father because he would have gotten mad at me for not paying attention. My finger now contains the scar from that day.

8. I enjoy watching musicals with my family. It is such a great thing to do because I never even feel like other people sometime. The gypsies are such are great different class of society.

9. I once tried to make spaghetti, but bread was the end result. It was still satisfying.

10. I was once afraid to kill a dear during a hunt. The dear ran away, and now I am not allowed in the woods.

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